How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi