How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.