How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Previous Random Joke Next

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".