How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.