Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients