Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

they get jobs

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.