What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.