How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.