How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.