How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.