What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

Chilean Mining Company Jokes More Chilean Mining Company Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.