What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !