How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.