How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls