How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.