What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"