How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.