What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.