What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper