What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.