What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.