How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"