How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.