So they won't run into each other in the dark.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Student: A teacher!
He shot it.
ISITH
Because it didn't see that well.
Play the national anthem
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
He likes it dirty.