Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Have it Yahweh

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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So they can unwrap something for Christmas!