They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Quarter pounder.
A humburger !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
Make blonde jokes!
He had no proper tea..
Go big or go home
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
A Chi-WOW!-ua
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
That's not funny..."
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
Fire Crackers.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Quarter-pounder with cheese
