They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Quarter pounder.
A humburger !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
His mouth is moving.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Fish.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
It runs in his jeans.
Because he was Russian
What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!
A fake name
Because he had no body to go with!
A: His ghoul friend.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
He always says it with a hard "arrr."
