How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.