Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.