How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon