Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ?

A bramble bee !

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.