Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.