What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.