How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore