How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !