What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish?

The PETRI dish!