A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A Finnish line.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Because 12 13 14!
conics
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Two pirates.
Because Jesus saves.
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A brain sturgeon.
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Slaps person) we will ask the questions.
The ones with food.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
