Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Because it was charged with battery.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Because they'll always have the last word.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Miscarriage
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
