How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.