How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips