How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.