How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.