Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.