Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.