How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"