High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

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Why do white girls like odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.