High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

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What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...