Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
You ask him politely.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Wrong
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
He loves a good happy ending
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
