How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams