How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next