What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

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Because he liked to meddle.

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They both love to spark up joints.

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Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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thermite.