Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.