How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud