Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads