What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest