What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.