What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.