How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.