Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
Fowl play !
Supreme Liter Coke
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.
Because that would be a para-dox.
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*