How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.