What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

System Jokes More System Jokes

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc