What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."