What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."