Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers