Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.