What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Curses! Foil again!"

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients