What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.