Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end