How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.