How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely